I can’t get past the appearance of the guts in the “Georgia Gorilla.” I find it very difficult to see how a creature reported to have been dead for “a few days” when it was found, and manhandled by 6 people over the course of a day and a half trying to get it out of the woods, would have its intestines a) still intact b) delicately sitting atop the corpse. Between the animals in the world that might find them tasty, the insects, natural process of decay and the journey from forest to freezer, it’s difficult to imagine that they have remained so well intact.

The press conference is in a few hours.